Dear Thrasher,

Being from Canada, you fail to see the humor of the midget. That's okay. I understand. The cold weather and the lonely nights of spanking it to the moose that wander past your window at nights has that affect on you Canadians. We forgive you. In consideration of the lovely little email  you sent me, I'd like to take the time to answer them.

1. What kind of retard works on a site and answers emails from retards?

Well, they're called webmasters and some of the ones I know make over $100,000 a years "doing stupid shit". That's a hell of a lot more than the $5.25 an hour (Canadian) that you're probably making working at the local farm jerking off the bulls for semen. By the way - do they still have you doing taste tastes?

2. WTF dude, your such a mother fucker

Well I have been known to bang a few moms in my days. So I guess your observation is correct. By the way, tell your mom I said hello. It's been a while since I've talked to her. I hope her medication is helping with that "thing" of hers.

3. WHACKING THEMSELVES DRY AS THEY LOOK AT JENNIFER LOPEZ PICTURES!

And you see something wrong with that? Not everyone can enjoy the nuances of a good moose ass. I would love it if you would share with my readers the essence of what makes a moose hot.